Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Freaking out the boy

My son and I were eating pizza for dinner last night. My daughter was at her mom's house at the time. After dinner I was going to be heading down to the basement to work on assembling the computer desk for the "library/craft room", and I didn't want to forget the screwdriver so I had it sitting next to my plate.

Son (with pizza halfway to mouth): Why's the screwdriver there?

Me (smiling an evil smile): In case I need to kill you.

Son (frozen, mouth open, eyes big): ... uh.

Me: Hahahahah. Just kidding.

Son: You're just not right.

5 comments:

Derek Knight said...

When HE says "you're not right" that's sayin' somethin'.

squatchyk said...

Nice! You scare me quiet evil Collin!

Heather said...

So hilarious! Although I laughed at just the picture of you eating with a screwdriver by your plate! Poor, poor Justin. ;)

Sea Angel said...

lol, acting crazy is so fun!
(acting... right?)

Pat Angello said...

Always threaten your children!

"Boring a hole in the patient’s head creates a door through which the demons can escape, and - viola! - out goes the crazy."