Freaking out the boy

My son and I were eating pizza for dinner last night. My daughter was at her mom's house at the time. After dinner I was going to be heading down to the basement to work on assembling the computer desk for the "library/craft room", and I didn't want to forget the screwdriver so I had it sitting next to my plate.

Son (with pizza halfway to mouth): Why's the screwdriver there?

Me (smiling an evil smile): In case I need to kill you.

Son (frozen, mouth open, eyes big): ... uh.

Me: Hahahahah. Just kidding.

Son: You're just not right.

Comments

Derek Knight said…
When HE says "you're not right" that's sayin' somethin'.
squatchyk said…
Nice! You scare me quiet evil Collin!
Heather said…
So hilarious! Although I laughed at just the picture of you eating with a screwdriver by your plate! Poor, poor Justin. ;)
Sea Angel said…
lol, acting crazy is so fun!
(acting... right?)
Pat Angello said…
Always threaten your children!

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