Thursday, September 08, 2005

As I sit here...

... munching away on shelled peanuts my mind begins to wander. Here we go.

Cracking open these shells makes me think of tomb robbing. You have this hard case which contains stuff you want. You feel around until you find the seam where it should open, apply pressure and *CRACK* open it pops. Then you remove the wee peanut bodies and peel off their nasty, flakey grave wrappings and toss them in your mouth. crunch-crunch-crunch. Then it's off to the next peanut casket. Gruesome? Perhaps. But my they are tasty. And you can also draw leeeeetel faces with expressions of horror on them using a ball point pen. If you are so inclined.

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scribble *CRACK* crunch-crunch-crunch.

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