In my preemptive defense...

...he deserved it. At some point in the next few days Derek is going to post HIS version of how I shot him in the eye with a rubber band around five years ago. Well, okay, both eyes. One right after the other. And yes, I laughed. You would have laughed too, if you had been there.

Anyhow, I'm sure that he will provide plenty of details based on his skewed perspective at his blog when he feels the time is right. I'll provide my rebuttal in his comments after I've read what he has written, and I am confident that I will be found innocent of all wrongdoing. His paper thin lies won't stand up against the mighty winds of truth!

He deserved it.