This is horrible!
States Failing to Fight Rising Obesity Rates - Trustworthy, Physician-Reviewed Information from WebMD
Colorado is in last place! We're behind Hawaii for God's sake! If you live in Colorado and aren't eating a meal of Twinkies™ and cheese while you read this, you just aren't doing your part! This is YOUR fault, you selfish, exercising, low carb eating, Atkins™®© friendly bastards! We're last because of YOUUUUU!
I know I'm doing MY part, but we can all do better! Quick! Go out and stuff a skinny person! For the sake of Coloradans everywhere!
!!! (for good measure and added emphasis)
Colorado is in last place! We're behind Hawaii for God's sake! If you live in Colorado and aren't eating a meal of Twinkies™ and cheese while you read this, you just aren't doing your part! This is YOUR fault, you selfish, exercising, low carb eating, Atkins™®© friendly bastards! We're last because of YOUUUUU!
I know I'm doing MY part, but we can all do better! Quick! Go out and stuff a skinny person! For the sake of Coloradans everywhere!
!!! (for good measure and added emphasis)
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