States Failing to Fight Rising Obesity Rates - Trustworthy, Physician-Reviewed Information from WebMD
Colorado is in last place! We're behind Hawaii for God's sake! If you live in Colorado and aren't eating a meal of Twinkies™ and cheese while you read this, you just aren't doing your part! This is YOUR fault, you selfish, exercising, low carb eating, Atkins™®© friendly bastards! We're last because of YOUUUUU!
I know I'm doing MY part, but we can all do better! Quick! Go out and stuff a skinny person! For the sake of Coloradans everywhere!
!!! (for good measure and added emphasis)