I'm having stomach problems this morning. On my way in to work I was driving somewhat fast, both because I was running late and because I could feel stuff brewing down south. I hit a patch of potholes. While I bounced around it occurred to me, "Thank god diarrhea isn't carbonated."
Later I'll have a link to the video that Derek made of me performing at Freak Train, as well as a link to the podcast we recorded last night.