But...

... I'm not a CitiBank customer, you thieving, parasitical, scumbag fucks.

UPDATE: I realized a bit after posting this that it might look like I am calling the people of CitiBank a bunch of thieving, parasitical, scumbag fucks. That's not what I meant. I meant the crooks that are trying to sucker the less savvy customers into giving out their banking information are the fucks. Sorry for any confusion. I'm sure the employees of CitiBank are as honest as any other banking employees. Please don't sue me.