You just made my list.
Not you. The woman driving in front of me this weekend. She made the list of things that annoy me. As opposed to the "List of People Who Would Disappear If I Gained Absolute Power", although there's likely to be some overlap. I don't have an actual, written out "List of Annoyances". At least not until now. Now this woman is on my list. At the top of it in fact, until I add more. Which I will. Eventually. Here's the list so far:
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The woman in the big ass, brand new SUV that slowed down for a speed bump more than I did in my 8-year old Kia. I mean, come on! Your land barge isn't made of porcelain and the bump isn't that large! Unless you are hauling something far more unstable than your children, I think you can manage that wee bump at a speed greater than 2 mph. While you're puttering along my tacos are getting cold, dammit!
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More to come, I'm sure.
Bonus content:
The funniest thing my daughter said this weekend.
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The woman in the big ass, brand new SUV that slowed down for a speed bump more than I did in my 8-year old Kia. I mean, come on! Your land barge isn't made of porcelain and the bump isn't that large! Unless you are hauling something far more unstable than your children, I think you can manage that wee bump at a speed greater than 2 mph. While you're puttering along my tacos are getting cold, dammit!
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More to come, I'm sure.
Bonus content:
The funniest thing my daughter said this weekend.
"I wish I was the first one to come out of mom!"
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Ha! That's so funny. Of course, I was the first one to come out of my Mom so I wouldn't know how Jordyn feels. And that's such a great picture of her!!
foxy: Yeah, and she's confident in her adorableness.
Derek: I don't think so. At least it didn't happen while I was there.