Click for biggification.
Is it glamorous?
As you can see, I chickened out and played it "cute".
Actually, the other idea I had just didn't work out.
I'm not just saying that.
It bombed as bad as Paris Hilton in anything, including 'House of Wax' and night vision blow job films.
Okay, it wasn't that bad.
But it wasn't good.
That happens sometimes.
Perhaps the next theme will allow me to wallow in my darker self.
Keeping my fingers crossed.
Why do you cross your fingers for luck AND when you tell a lie?
If someone asks you to cross your fingers for them, and you do just that with both hands because you are REALLY rooting for them while saying, "I hope you get it!" – whatever "it" is – how is the finger fairy supposed to know that you aren't really lying?
Does it matter which fingers you cross?
Do thumbs count as fingers for crossing purposes?
Can you cross your thumb and your pinky?
I wouldn't though.
That's probably a gang sign somewhere that will be read as "Yo' mama iz a skizzank!" and get you shot.
Do the fingers have to be on the same hand?
Can you cross the index fingers of both hands?
If you do will it give you the benefits of luck, the ability to lie with impunity AND the minimal tool necessary to keep away vampires?
What if you cross both of your thumbs and flap your fingers?
Will that get you anything other than started at and possibly locked away?
I'm really hoping it will get me a duck.
But I could be lying.