Even on a silly bike at night with a horny hairy Frenchman. Just remember Jacque, you may have handlebars to hang on to*, but the woman you're ogling is steering you to your doom. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Aren't breasts amazing? Let's give them a hand folks! They've been great! Take a bow! Take another! One more time for the gents in the back!
(cheering and wild applause)
And I think I'd better leave it at that.
* I'm referring to the ones on the bike, not his mustache you perv.