CliparToon #52: I sense a theme developing...

He just looks so sad and filled with desire for the finer things that he'll ... NEVER ... have, unless he gets motivated, rises up from his mopey seated position and engages in a five state crime spree. Nothing else will fulfill his needs and lusts. Nothing! Then he will have all the phonographs, bikes and balls that he could ever want! What are you waiting for you sad little ragamuffin?! Go! Go! Go!

Technical note: I added the "Steal it!", the rest was already there.

(Oh, and the last post made it in one, so this is what you get.)