Wednesday, April 20, 2005

CliparToon #51: Flower Power

I wonder if that could work in other criminal enterprises? Say you're robbing a jewelry store and a cop shows up. You hand over a diamond necklace and say, "I got this JUST for you!" and smile like you mean it. Would the cop shake his finger at you and say, "You! ... G'wan. Get. Just don't let me catch you doing this again or you'll be in trouble!" Or would he toss a stiff arm into your neck, slam you to the floor on your back, flip you like a pancake and slap the cuffs on you? I guess there's only one way to find out. So. One of you go do that; tell me how it goes.

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