By the way. In honor of a day that I know means wear green and get drunk, I offer you this, the Happy Leprechaun. How many of you plan on (or are already) getting drunk tonight?
The last time I really did anything for St. Patrick's Day was way back when I was in England. A friend took me around to the local pubs in Bicester and I tried an Irish Coffee for the first and last time. And then later we all put back a jug of Irish whiskey and played darts until we lost them. I'm not sure if they were good times, but they were certainly "times".
Now I rarely drink, so I'll be sober tonight. But I am wearing green. And I have the red hair. And the beard. So, no pinching me!