It's Monday

And to be perfectly honest I blame you. Don't bother apologizing. The damage is done and now all we can do is try to make the best of it. I just want you to be absolutely aware that it's all your fault. Your carelessness and inattention resulted in a Monday and I hope you're happy! I told you not to jiggle the beakers and what did you do? That's right. You jiggled them! While I try to clean up this mess I want you to go to your room and think about what you've done and how you should listen to me and do as you're told next time. I should be done by Tuesday.